I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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