So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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