You made me cry and you don't even care
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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