so that wasnt chicken after all
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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