I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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