fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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