Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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