You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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