you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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