i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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