i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Can I color on your dick again?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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