is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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