I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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