do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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