"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it glows. i had to have it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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