K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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