that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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