nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Randomize