i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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