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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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