I hate your face
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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