who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You've changed since you got that strap on
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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