Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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