i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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