They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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