butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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