I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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