Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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