so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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