I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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