That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Randomize
