He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
