So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I need you to use more vowels.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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