Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
it's like iHOP with fire
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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