they need to just BURY HIM!
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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