Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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