How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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