ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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