are you so shy because you have an std?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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