problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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