he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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