You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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