The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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