I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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