god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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