Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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