Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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