Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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