My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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