He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
i out mim tonsoeep
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
