Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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