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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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