this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
All I want is dick and wine.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
