You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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