stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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